var tag = new Array ();
tag[0] = "This humorous line is suppose to capture your attention and make you like me. Did it work?";
tag[1] = "This is my design and advertising portfolio. It has absolutely nothing to do with pies.";
tag[2] = "All I really want is to take your website / poster / logo / app and make it prettier.";
tag[3] = "Why should you choose me to design for you? Because I know the difference between 'Times' and 'Times New Roman'.";
var i = Math.floor(4*Math.random())